The Liberal Murse

I guess the title pretty much says it all. I am a liberal male nurse from Boston, Massachusetts. I am an out and proud Masshole and will kick anyone's ass that talks shit about the Kennedy family. I love nursing and really like helping people. I read, work, spend lots of time at the beach, and now blog, sort of. Well I guess thats me and all you need to know, I'm sure the blog posts will shed light upon the rest. hit counter
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WOMEN

Beer:
Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Cocktails or Blender drinks with umbrella
Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Mixed drinks (no umbrellas e.g.; Scotch and soda or gin and tonic)
Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Approach: If she wants you, she’ll send YOU a drink.

Water
Personality: Pretentious and is looking for a serious vat-en-sit.
Approach: Don’t

Wine (bottled, not 4 litre cask): 
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.

Bacardi Breezer, Red Square, Archers, Smirnoff Ice, etc: 
Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually has absolutely no clue.
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is… and you’re in.

Cape Velvet
Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.

Shots and Slammers (Tequila, Vodka, Aftershock etc.): 
Personality: Hangs around with male work pals or looking to get drunk…and naked.
Approach: Easiest hit in the pub, Nothing to do but wait…



MEN

Cider:
He’s probably under-aged and wants to get laid.

Cheap Beer: 
He’s poor / student and wants to get laid.

Premium Beer: 
He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: 
He’s old; he likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Guinness: 
The man is a beer-monster and will get laid one way or another.

Water: 
He just threw up and is trying to wash the taste out of his mouth so that he can still get laid.

Wine: 
He’s hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid.

Vodka or Brandy: 
Extremely horny hound, would s**g a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid.

Port: 
Thinks he’s sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid. 

Whisky: 
He doesn’t give two s..t about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid.

Jack Daniels: 
Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid.

Rum or Tequila: 
Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.

Bacardi Breezer, Red Square, Archers, Smirnoff Ice, etc: 
He’s gay ….(blatantly)

What’s funny is I’m a Rum guy…..hahahahaha…..I don’t usually get into fights………..

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