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Elderly male pt:
Whips back covers to show off penis
” you want some of this?”
Me: ” no sweetie, I’m married, I’m trying to avoid the one I’ve got at home not find new ones”
Me * places stethoscope on the chest of hard of hearing little old lady* ” BIG BREATHS”
little old lady: ” well, they used to be”